ijustpeedalittlebit:

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*quietly whoops like a bird*

sergle:

this tweet is making me choke to death

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lucy-x-5billion:

boccher:

fuckinginsanegirl4ever:

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she fecundate my coitus until I conclude

socialism is when you have fun sex

art-of-char:
“a little oddish
”

art-of-char:

a little oddish

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

ghoullly:

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

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sciencepolice:

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

creamiipie:
“♡(๑′ᴗ‵๑)♡ my edit~ Manga by Katou
”

creamiipie:

♡(๑′ᴗ‵๑)♡ my edit~ Manga by Katou

teaboot:
“ optimistic-pessimisms:
“No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.
”
Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for...

teaboot:

optimistic-pessimisms:

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

johnmbradshaw:
“THE WINK
”

johnmbradshaw:

THE WINK

maliciousmoonsault:
“judge corsola will now sentence you for your treason”

maliciousmoonsault:

judge corsola will now sentence you for your treason